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Living in the Age of Colbertius
06 May 2012 @ 12:33 pm
It's Okay, Carl, I'm a Detective  
Hello people!

I had a dream that somehow, the zombie apocalypse was happening.

A lot of the population had already been wiped out, and the fam and I were trying to get somewhere safe. I came across this girl on a bus full of her followers. I don't recall how, but I wound up hiding in the back of her bus, near this huge stand of rations and survival goods and whatnot. I was talking to a guy friend of mine when the girl found me and ordered me to leave.

She was intimidating and scary, and I didn't want to argue with her. I apologized, but then she insisted my guy friend come with me, even though he had been on the bus before I got there. He was mad at me for getting him kicked out, but I had bigger things to worry about: a horde of zombies was coming towards the bus.

I dunno how I knew, but the girl had an antidote that wasn't pre-emptive, rather, it was preventative. If bitten, it would reverse the effects of zombie-ism. She and her followers had taken it, but she wouldn't give us any. I ran past a zombie at the front door of the bus and bolted for my family, who was nearby. We had somehow found our own abandoned bus and set up camp inside.

It was a little in the open, yet, somehow, safe, for the time being. Nick had to get a school assignment done that was outrageously important, and I tried to help him with it cuz he asked me to. But you had to stand in front of this huge board (like a white-board) and press these three massive buttons to answer the questions and I somehow fucked it up.

Mom told me not to do Nick's work for him, and Nick told me to just let him do it, though he didn't work on it after I walked away. *shakes head* It was then my job to make dinner. I was almost giving a tutorial as I cooked, taking chunks of frozen dinners and mixing them together in a huge pan to make some kind of chicken-y almost casserole-y dish.

I threw cut-up chicken and veggies in the pan, then chopped up these two huge hunks of cheese that looked like they had been liquid cheese and were now frozen, then went to add another kind of cheese that hadn't been frozen, all while explaining what I was doing and why it was important to cook this way.

I dunno why I was explaining it, since no one was around me and my family was all busy doing other things to prepare for the zombies. I think that's when I woke up.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
06 May 2012 @ 01:00 am
Looks to Me Like He's the One Gettin' the Job  
Hello people!

I had a weird dream.

I was texting and flirting with this Guy who had a girlfriend but he really liked me and vice versa, then, for whatever reason, me, my family and a friend were all staying at this Guy's house, which was huge. I explained that, for some reason, I couldn't text him in his house, and the friend was like, "Yeah, must be something regional, I can't text, either."

I thought maybe the Guy wasn't interested in me anymore, but I kept getting a vibe from him after that conversation about texting that he really was still interested, we just couldn't talk now. Then, everyone was getting ready to go somewhere and my family had left already, and I got a phone call. I went into one of the big bathrooms and answered, and it was Matt.

Matt is actually a friend from high school (now, the Guy's name, I think, was also Matt, but it wasn't my friend from HS). I was like, "Oh, wow, hi Matt!" He told me he was going on a class trip and said, "If you have something nice to say to me before my phone dies, please say it." I was like, "I can't, someone will hear me," and then we just had a fun, chill conversation.

We talked about how his life's been since HS and how I've been. At the end of the call, he was like, "All right, I'll talk to you again soon, Miranda! Love you!" I laughed and said, "Love ya, too, Matt! Have fun!" And that was that. I explained to my friend and the Guy, who heard me say 'love you,' that I was speaking to an old friend from HS.

My friend was like, "Aww, that's awesome." Other shit happened, but that's about all I remember. *nods*

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
25 March 2012 @ 06:55 pm
Sounds Like a Cold Deal  
Hello people!

Dreams again!

I had a dream that I went to see a house with Nick and mom that Nick was moving into. It was a very small shack, barely big enough for two people, but mom suggested we share it and Nick was fine with that. I noticed a heater by my side of the room and thought that made it possible for me to stay, lol.

Suddenly, the dream changed a little, and Nick was infected with a zombie virus (like in Dead Inside) and was after me and mom. I was able to get out of his grasp but I guess he got mom. I ran outside for a second and there was a huge swarm of zombies out there, surrounding the shack. Nick yelled in his zombie voice that we needed a glass of water for mom.

I guess water prevented turning? I grabbed a glass, dodged zombies and ran back to the shack, where I pushed Nick away from me, filled the glass with water and poured it into mom's mouth. She was half unconscious at the time and her eyes were getting bloodshot. She awoke from the water and took some deep breaths, but Nick was still a zombie.

I was worried that [a] I would turn, since I'd taken sips from the same drink as him the night before, and [b] we wouldn't be able to turn him back. I knew there was an antidote, but I didn't know where to get it. I was close to tears at the thought of losing half my family when I woke up. Then I had another dream that I only remember bits and pieces of...

We were in a house on the ocean and it was flooding quickly and we were going to lose everything; all our memories, all our stuff, EVERYTHING. I tried to back up my stuff on my computer and gathered some small things (jewelry, Meryl action figure, etc.) to pack in a box to bring with me. Dad asked if I seriously thought I could get my stuff out of the house, then I woke up.

Scary, anxious dreams. Blech.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
19 March 2012 @ 12:34 am
I Want to Tear Down the Walls that Hold Me Inside  
Hello people!

Well, I'm posting this EVERYWHERE, so.

I dunno who all still reads this, or if anyone will even click this link, but it's better to post and get no response than to not post and never know. I started a new campaign for my epic novella, Dead Inside: a Zombie Thriller! You can get a bunch of stuff/perks by just donating $10!



Please check it out and spread the word. :3

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
17 March 2012 @ 08:51 pm
Something About It Just Felt Weirdly Alive  
Hello people!

Dream post. Which is all I seem to do. Eventually, I will get back to my life. I really will.

I had a dream that I was late to my (non-existent) second job. It was at this silly boutique in some town here that I know mom and I have been to, but I can't remember the name of it or anything else about it. I arrived at the boutique and was a couple minutes late, so I immediately got to work.

I was wearing my business-y shoes and had to run to the back of the building to get flowers for the displays out front, but the ground was muddy in spots, so I changed to my flip-flops so I wouldn't ruin my good shoes. I ran to the back twice and got flowers - a yellow one and a white one, both very big and open.

Then I ran back to the front through the forest-y area on the side of the building and tried to avoid the mud. When I got to the front, the displays were gone and everything was taken out of them and put on these shelves inside. I went to go ask where the displays were when the owner and this business inspector guy came out.

The guy was telling the owner that she'd done a good job with the shop, then looked at me and saw my shoes. I was also wearing a t-shirt with jeans and an apron overtop, and he said to me, "Oh, you're wearing flip-flops." I started to say, "Yeah, I'm sorry, it's muddy out back and I didn't want to ruin my work shoes," but he interrupted me and said, "Flip-flops are not allowed!"

Then he pointed to this row of five kids standing on the front lawn, all in single-colored t-shirts with a single picture on the front. I remember one kid had on a brown shirt with an image of an octopus. Anywho, the guy said, "These are the five things customers hate!" Then he listed them.

I don't remember them all, but I know he said flip-flops and "weird tattoos," which is when he pointed to the octopus kid. I made a face and just nodded, and he left with the kids. The owner glared at me and I apologized. She said, "Hey, I tried to send all my information to J (my boss at my actual job IRL) to get an insurance quote and she never got back to me."

I said, "Oh, okay, I'm sorry. Ya know what, if you can just give me the info, I can do it for you and have her call you as soon as I get there." She seemed to brush me off and walked back into the building. I went in and found the displays and merch that go in them and put the flowers with them. I realized I needed more flowers, so I went to the stairs in the back.

The daughter of the owner (who was the only other person working there) was at the counter, selling shit to kids. I was worried that she'd see me, for some reason, and ran up the stairs. When I got to the top, I was in a sort of museum, library-esque location.

I ran around trying to find flowers, then remembered that if I went down two flights of stairs, there might be some in the room located on that floor. I did, but then I forgot how I'd gotten there (the doors were being locked at random for closing time and I couldn't remember which one was unlocked).

Suddenly, I was aware that the daughter of the owner was chasing after me, so I ran back up the two flights of stairs and to the other side of the room, where there was a mall entrance. Soldiers were meeting their families there, though I don't know why, so I ran back the way I came. And that's all I can remember.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
27 February 2012 @ 08:17 pm
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26 February 2012 @ 12:19 pm
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
26 February 2012 @ 01:54 am
What a Thrill...  
Hello people!

Dreams.

I had a horrid dream that I was hanging with teh rents in the living room and they started being mean to me. They really upset me, so I went back to my room to watch TV by myself. Then dad came upstairs and started yelling at me til I cried. He said, "I want you to come see The Hangover with me and mom." I freaked out.

I yelled, "Why would I want to see something with people I hate in it?! I'm not going!" My door was open, and I could hear mom laughing at me from downstairs, so I started crying even harder. I turned my attention to the doorway, then dad hit my head with a pillow. It pissed me off so much. I grabbed a pillow to hit him back, and that's when I woke up.

I was actually near tears and really upset for a few seconds until I realized my dream had ended and I was awake. I fell back asleep rather quickly and had a totally different dream about Friends. It only had the guys in it, and it was in a weird, dark house. The walls were totally white and there was just one room, with one chair in it. Ross was in the chair, Joey was by the door.

Chandler was in the hall, eating an apple, but close to the doorway. They all looked ridiculously 80s, like when they have flashbacks in the show to when Ross and Chandler were in college. Their hair was all big, and Chandler was wearing this black jacket with green and pink little crazy symbols on it. Again, very 80s (my dad had pants like that, LOL!).

I dunno why, but suddenly, Chandler said that he could, "so be a cop" and pretended to whip out a police badge. He then said, "Miami, homicide!" Joey started chuckling and Ross scoffed, saying, "Chandler, all you need is a pullover and you'd be 'so Vice'." Chandler gave Ross a look and Joey cracked up. They got serious about something, then I woke up.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
22 February 2012 @ 02:00 am
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  • Tue, 11:40: Hey guys! Internet wasn't working at home, so I'm checking in real quick at #work!
  • Tue, 11:44: This guy lives on Grey Fox Rd. TOO AWESOME. #MGS #work
  • Tue, 13:01: I can't believe how tired I am. #work
  • Tue, 13:25: RT @TheDabbaDon: @docsaico I get that way after only being there five minutes. I say we invent the 5-minute work day. Agree?
  • Tue, 13:36: Would you rather have nothing to do at #work, or be super busy?
  • Tue, 16:25: Home. I don't really know what to do - I talk to teh rents about how I feel, and I get lectured. I talk to you guys, I get lectured.
  • Tue, 16:25: I need a therapist or something. Someone who'll just listen to me and let me be upset without telling me shit like, "buck up."
  • Tue, 16:26: I had to go back out after getting home to pick up Nick in my car, even though I really can't afford gas, and I cried in the car.
  • Tue, 16:26: I have a massive headache, and mom's all pissy cuz she angered dad, so I'm just gonna be in my room for a while.
  • Tue, 16:27: I want to write, but I feel like there's a constant buzzing in my head, and it makes it impossible to focus on anything.
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
19 February 2012 @ 11:33 pm
Sleep, Perchance, to Dream  
Hello people!

I had some crazy as fuck dreams.

To start, The Tattoo Man had a Twitter. I just remember him tweeting a few times, then I was in his shop. I really can't recall what happened to lead to this, but he started laughing and invited me out to have drinks with him. So that was pretty nice. XD That dream ended, then I was in this little town that had a sort of fair going on.

There was a shop with witchy, wizardy kind of stuff. I went in and these female employees started putting a bunch of jewelry on me as I walked around the store. Some of it was really fucking cool, but I thought [a] "why are they putting stuff on me? I'm just trying to look around..." and [b] "do I have to pay for all this stuff or can I just leave?" I decided to just go.

But, I bookmarked their official site on my computer when I left. The dream changed again, and I was on a barge or something in the ocean. This guy was there, talking to me about jumping into the water, which I did next. He watched me for a second, then my dream changed once more. I was in a video game-esque setup, where a monster was after me in this huge building.

The guy from the barge was there, plus another girl. We got into one room that had a snake on this small, detached set of stairs. I almost got bitten, but was able to get away from it fast enough. The three of us ran throughout the next rooms, being chased by this beast, and we were able to get up on these narrow ledges near the ceiling. I was afraid of falling, but it was safer up there.

We were trying to figure out how to defeat the monster and decided to go back to the first room we were in via the ceiling ledges. We finally got there, but the beast was right behind us and rammed through the wall. We were right above him, so it shook us, and the girl and guy fell to the floor. The beast was stuck in the wall and roared while my friends climbed back to the ledges.

The room we had come from was the one with the snake, so I went over to the snake and scared it off the stairs. It started talking, saying, "Finally, you've realized my true purpose." I had a spray bottle of water (like the kind you spray cats with to train them) and used it to spray the snake. It started sparkling like something in a video game, then spazzed out and bit the beast.

Every time I sprayed the snake it would start shaking and twisting and jumping uncontrollably, and for some reason, I kept spraying it. But the beast was defeated and that was all that mattered, lol. And that's when I woke up.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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